On the Third Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three Heinous Sweaters!!!
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On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven Super Accents!
Unfortunately for you, this seventh day isn’t actually about foreign accents, but my favorite types of Christmas decorations and the things that are needed to make this special day a little more super…
A huge, fresh Christmas tree,
Ridiculously overdone outdoor Christmas lights and hideous Christmas sweaters,
Bright reindeer and flashy Christmas trees on a lawn,
And Penguins! They make me so happy!