Writing is an Art, I Tell You!
Part 2: Overcoming the “Block”
As you saw in Part 1 of this series, there are many different types of writers, and I’d like to think that no two authors are exactly the same. Yet we all react to writer’s block in similar ways, which is unavoidable no matter what writing technique you use (Plotting, Pantsing, or Plotting-Pantsing). If you aren’t familiar with this term of torture, then, hello! Welcome back to earth, because clearly you were kidnapped by aliens and have been held hostage for some time and haven’t been paying attention to Pinterest series about Writer’s Problems. But if this is the case and you were abducted by extraterrestrials, then I am truly sorry and want to educate you on one of the few negatives of writing.
Common side effects of writer’s block include, but are not limited to:
–anxiety
(noun: distress or uneasiness of the mind)
- I feel such anxiety because my deadline is near and I can’t seem to pull myself together and get over this dreaded block. . . . And when did my fairytale romance suddenly become a sci-fi theater drama with space buffalos?!
–hair loss, due to it being pulled from ones scalp in irritation (see definition of
anxiety above)
–frustration
(noun: a feeling of dissatisfaction, often accompanied by anxiety or depression, resulting from unfulfilled needs or unresolved problems)
–binge-watching
(verb: a brief period of excessive indulgence)
This unhealthy act generally concerns television when one would rather procrastinate than try to push through the aforementioned block.
How do I escape the block? By being a mature adult and just getting it done?
By procrastinating, silly goose! Okay, so I have to admit that there are some days when I just have to push through and try to reach my goal, despite my creative—ahem—blockage. But, man, let me tell you, looking up procrastination gifs and memes on Pinterest can definitely be inspiring. Shocked, are we? Let me tell you how this process goes.
Step 1. Look up random pins on procrastination.
Step 2. Laugh hysterically, because they’re just so relatable.
Step 3. Spend 30 minutes scrolling through related pins that eventually lead to one
about actual writing.
Step 4. Find a random story pin that leads you toward a gaggle of images that inspire
a barrage of exciting story ideas that never before had you considered.
Step 5. WRITE!
Aaaaaand, voilá! Suddenly you have a thousand words flowing from your fingertips. That horrible time of doubt and mistrust that those fingers would ever produce anything meaningful again flees, and you’re left with, amazingly, a story.
But at the end of the day, after you’ve trekked your way over the hump and have found your groove once more, there is one truth that is universally acknowledged.
This random post is brought to you by,
Little Miss Procrastination (I should be starting my next series, but instead I’m telling you how to procrastinate . . . the irony is not lost, my friends.)
Definitions taken from my handy dandy Webster’s Dictionary app!